Security!

Someone stole my turkey leg

Nom alicious.

Fail isn't it, it's the come back of the big fat whales.

What? You don't like donuts?

Jeez, what's the big deal. Just an obese person at a costume party. Like nobody seen an obese person in the US?

Asshair said:

Jeez, what's the big deal. Just an obese person at a costume party. Like nobody seen an obese person in the US?

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I haven't in years then again I haven't been to the US either.

Holy shit! Someone's getting a treadmill for her birthday!

Play With Alisa said:

I haven't in years then again I haven't been to the US either.

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You not missing much, I'll send you a post card.

"Hey, officer, a man..."
"Can't you see I'm busy?"
"But a man just..."
"Lady, I said I'm busy. I'm staking out a crime scene."
"Turkey legging out a crime scene more like it."
"What did you say, bitch?"
"Nothing. Listen, a man just..."
"Lady, I don't have time for this. This is my pre-lunch preparation break. I only get three of these this hour, and I damn well aim to enjoy it. Somebody interrupts it, they are getting my foot in their ass."
"But officer, that man over there, he..."
"Lady, I will bitch slap you with this turkey leg if you don't shut your trap! You understand?"
"OK. Sorry."
"I bet you're sorry, with creamy bar-b-que sauce."

*Lady walks back over to man.*
"Sorry, sir, but the good officer does not seem to be interested in your deep-fried buttery chocolate filled turkey legs basted in pecan pie sauce."
Officer: "Oh no you didn't!"

LukeEl said:

You not missing much, I'll send you a post card.

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Okay but if I do cross the boarder will you be there to protect me from the scary people?

Nothing she can do:surprise:

the miracles of synthetic fibers

I'd like to see her try to clear a six foot fence in pursuit of a felon.

She-Hulk smash fence