The Worst Gun Ideas Ever
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Blazers:
'SLAP THE SCRIPT MORE YOU BRITISH TACO!'
😂😂😂😂 "British taco"
@@nunyobidniz you can hear him say it can't you?
Reid Wallace lol
Uuuuh, thanks for the pin, ya british taco. Unless Danny did it, Danny, your cool.
crap i just read it as tacko
Man that American stereotype is so off! I am an American, and I don't have 6 guns on me. That would be insane! I only have two. The other 4 are at home.
Allegedly*
Exactly.
Not every American lives in Arizona.
@@spaceracer23 Arizonans carry no guns. Revolvers don't count as guns.
Not even joking, I know a guy that literally will not go anywhere without both of his guns on him at all times.
He's a former Army Ranger, has an open carry and a concealed carry license, and he legitimately refuses to go into any business that won't let him keep his guns on him.
@@GeneralNickles Same with me i'm a former Green Beret.
Idea for another channel, Simon reviews movies that almost everyone on the planet has seen, but he hadn't.
I can relate...
would be a nostalgic journey for many of us with the blaze on for added flavor.
Dew it Simon
CinemaBlaze
I think that's a great idea!!!!
I highly recommend that Simon's first western be Blazing Saddles.
Absolutely, watched that hundreds of times while I was supposed to be in school, it's definitely not shit and it's in colour. Also has the best fourth wall break ever, decades before Deadpool or even Ferris Bueller
Yep or A Million Ways to Die in the West. Lol
YES!!!
Blazing saddles, best Western ever.
Blazing saddles lol
Simon: “Ratta tatt tatt tatt? OK Danny, clearly you’ve never-”
me, a person who grew up in America: “That’s the sound of a Tommy Gun, Simon.”
puellanivis And the absolute classic one.
Indeed, the classic SMG of Gangsters
The old Chicago typewriter.
I actually thought Danny made a clever reference to Missy Elliot there...
2 mins later - " oh ive seen that one - pechew pechew pechew"
Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Arc is where he shoots a swordsman coming out with fancy moves.
that's the badger. thanks.
... _The Lost Ark._ Although, _The Lost Plot Arc_ would be fun...
@@brainblaze6526 prove it
It was originally supposed to be a long sword fight but Ford had dysentery the day they were filming that scene and he suggested just shooting the guy instead lol
@@kgirl1992 made a great scene that's for sure. I love that movie. The best part is at the end when all the Nazi's faces melt.
Business Blaze is like the coked-up version of Today I Found Out.
This dudes definitely skiing his way through these...
Allegedly.
"Hurt my nose" - Kenny Powers
Bwahahahaha
COCAINE IS MY GOD AND I AM A SERVANT OF ITS WILL
Teespring: So tell us Simon what's your secret to selling so much merch
Simon: Well I've got a broken space heater with purchthemerch.co scribbled on it in the background of my videos
He said he needs it in the winter so I'm pretty sure it's not broken
@@zuliuc8675 wrong
@@zuliuc8675 Considering how often he throws Charles around it's very likely he's beoken.
@@zuliuc8675 good observation legend business blazer
@@zuliuc8675 I agree Charles may be broken by now but I thought Simon started using it when the boiler went out. Speaking of which when is that neon sign going to get fixed
Only 6 guns?
*Snorts line of cocaine*
So unprepared.
I have a theory that Simon clones are actually running each of his channels, and That they made the “unstable” clone run business blaze.
Orphan Simon
Duplicity - "I like pizza."
*[Michael Keaton joined the chat]*
_Simon_ : *I am not a clone*
_Simon_ : *Absolutely not*
_Simon_ : *Yeah, we are a unique individual*
_Simon_ : *Hey, what are we talking about ?*
_Simon_ : *One of us ! One of us !*
A clone of a clone of a clone....of a clone..... Allegedly.
"Drumroll please"
*thousands of Business Blazers pounding on their tables*
i tried to explain business blaze to my mother, and i ended up just doing a big BA DA BUM BUM TSHHHHHHHHH,, i think she got it,,
Only the ones named Clive count, though.
I'm sorry, Bussiness Blazers?
you're a genius
and we accidentily knock the earth out of its orbit
allegedly
American military here. We don't nessicarly count bullets, but we do count mags. Knowing how much longer you can stay in the fight is kind of important when running out of bullets means you now have 0 way of defending yourself in combat.
"People have been complaining in the comments." I haven't complained but I've DEFINITELY noticed the lack of script slapping.
Was it worthy of script slapping though. There must be some nasty blaze to deserve that.
Simon: "Danny doesn't know the sound a gun makes!!"
Also Simon while manipulating air revolver: "Oh I know this one!! Pa-chew! Pa-chew! Pa-chew! Pa-chew!!"
No Kenny, it's not pa-chew pa-chew. it's bang! bang!
XD
Or later it's bang bang bang 😆
😂 that high-pitched "pa-chew" though!😂
Rat-a-tat-tat is a recognised military term.
"Even America thinks this is a bad idea"
American: Damn, that's bad.
Actually, not a bad idea at all.
1A + 2A, all in one; FTW.
#HalfOfAmerica
"Calling it the Apache wouldn't have gone over 50 years ago" Washington didn't stop calling their football team the Redskins until like 3 weeks ago..
These were French gangsters, so didn't trade in P.C., also was 1876.
And the name they chose is "Washington Football Team," essentially no name. Should of just done a 'Prince' and gone with "The Team Formerly known as Redskins"
They're not a gang of criminal thugs though (allegedly).
@@godtremble95 Only if they get Cinnabon to sponsor them ;)
Yeah, and I bought a couple of Redskins face masks just to piss off people. LOL
As an American, as a firearms collector and as a shooter I was very excited to see this video pop up. Thanks for the content Simon!
Im Canadian ud be shocked how many canadians honestly love guns and the funny ones. I dont own any guns but ive met crazy collectors here. Anything fun cool or odd thats whats at the range on sundays to show it off.
Yes Simon has fans here in West by God Virginia. Us recheck love putting caliber sized holes in shit.
Same here.
I want that gun from the thumbnail. With the brass knuckles and knife on the end. Looks cool & crappy.
gordon gillard I’m in South Carolina and you’d be surprised what kinds of strange guns people own and/or want. I also see some bubba’d monstrosities since I live 5 minutes from the Georgia border.
"Why fix coffee?"
Simon, you know you'd stuff it full of cocaine.
"Not in the American way where I've got 6 guns on me right now" hahaha. Sounds like he's exaggerating, but he's kind of not. I was with my brother, sister, mom and her husband a while back and mom's husband reached behind him and pulled out his gun. He just got it and wanted to show us. Then my brother reached back and pulled out his. Then my mother pulled one out of her pocket and then my little sister pulled one out of her purse! I was like WTF! I'm the only one here that's not armed! I half expected my 10 year old daughter to pull a gun out of a hidden ankle holster or something.
Hey, be happy your family refuses to be victims.
cody blea America in a nutshell, create a problem so you can pretend you are fixing it
@@YazzPott um no more crimes are stoped with guns than are committed with guns and of all the gun restrictions passed even those that have reduced gun crime they all have led to an increase in total violent crime. Responsible gun ownership does fix the problem and does not cause it.
carami This is where the rest of the world disagrees, we dont have a gun problem to need your logic in the first place. Thats all America stuck in the past, where everyone else has solved it and moved on, only to be dragged back up by your countries desire for violence.
You only need a gun, to protect yourself from a guy with a gun. Ive never seen a gun, nor ever met someone who has been shot/killed. And I live in the middle of the Canadian forest where people actually need guns. Your country is violent, and thinks a mini arms race will solve it.
@@YazzPott for one many other countries have large civilian gun ownership without high crime. Two there are many countries with strict gun control that still have high crime. Austraila saw an increase in crime after their gun buy back. Third and most important is how do you not understand MORE crimes are STOPED with guns than commited. There are over 200,000 MORE crimes stoped than committed with guns. That means there are well over 200,000 people who needed a gun to defend themselves from someone who had a knife or a hammer. Weapons which by the way, kill more people than guns
Simon: the past, it was the worst
2020: hold my Enron mug
Given the t-shirt, it was probably an Amway mug ;)
USA Note on the side of an air-dropped box - "It's OK, France, we'll save you. Here, have some free guns. Make sure to follow the comics EXACTLY. Bon Jour."
1st French guy - "What does it say?"
2nd French guy - "Got me. What's in this box? Oh, it's a teeny, tiny pistol. I wonder how it works?"
1st French guy - "Are there any instructions in the box?"
2nd French guy - "There is a comic book. It sort of looks like instructions. MERDE! Doesn't ANYONE in America know French?"
1st French guy - "Whatever, let's take these to the coffee shop and read the comic. That will take our minds off the Damn Germans."
2nd French guy - "Oui. Let's go."
Moments after they get to the coffee shop several dozen German soldiers enter.
Officer - "So! You found the American comic books and weapons. You are all under arrest."
1st French guy - "Thanks, Americans."
Simon reading: ahh Danny is telling us a story
Me laying in bed: wait let me get comfortable I’m not ready for story time yet!
Laying in bed watching it as well! Almost time to get ready for work though.
I'm laying on the couch being entertained. :-p.
It's not from Crocodile Dundee, it's from the famous Raiders of the Lost Ark scene in which Harrison Ford's Indie takes down a sword-spinning baddie with a nonchalant gunshot.
Fun Fact: That scene was supposed to be a fight scene, but Harrison Ford had gotten sick so wasn't feeling up to the task, so when they went to shoot the scene, he pulled out the prop gun as a joke and shot the baddie. The director thought it was awesome and that became that scene.
@@Chris-ci3lu Beat me to it :P
If I recall I can't remember where I heard this but I wanna say he had the runs which to me makes it funnier. Being too ill to fight is one thing. Holding in a dump thinking about using the whip and deciding nah I need a toilet then pulling out the gun is just great
@@celestrius9197 Yeah there was a slight outbreak of dysentery among the crew....
Simon: "Sharing plans for 3d printed guns online is a BAD IDEA!"
Me: "Haha 3d printer go brrrr"
It's not even that difficult to design one. All the material specs are literally a google search away, as are chamber pressures. You don't even need to know how to do your own structural calcs or FEA, I'm pretty sure the Adobe software will even do that for you. Something about topology optimisation
@@233kosta for that matter just pick an already designed one
I love how everyone thinks you just hit print and boom you have a fully functional gun.
In real life you can print the components and then theoretically assemble them. Of course if you know how to do that you probably would rather just use the much sturdier and cheaper conventional gun parts...
@@KS-PNW I just stick with antique revolvers lol 😎
The best of them are F&W "Terror" and "Bulldozer": both are indestructible and work not only with smokeless powder but even with granulated PETN (yes, I have a license for explosives and yes, I did load the .32 rimfire with it and fired it),also cheap 6-shot SAO that you can load with .27 nail gun blanks in the adapters and separately load a 100 grain LRN bullet from the front and here you have it!And if you use a regular red power level blank that are sold in Home Depot for 15$ per hundred in this revolver-you get those 100 grain LRN bullets supersonic and trust me: this is enough to bring down a 350 lb deer in one shot as I smoked over a dozen whitetails during the last season using exactly that gun with exactly that type of loads! And again: my particular gun was made in 1881! What an idiot will have all the gargantuan PITA with a damn 3D printer that must cost in hundreds of thousands to be capable of making at least any working firearm when it is possible to get a vastly superior firearm such as F&W "Terror" for under a thousand bucks and be happy with the cost of one round as low as 15 cents?!!I have one in Canada and here I can LEGALLY carry it without any licenses as well as in UK and in most parts of the world! Would I switch to a highly illegal, dangerous for the user more than for anyone else 9mm single shot piece of c-rap that will come at a price of several hundred thousand dollars and most likely a few felonies if I ever decide to show it to anyone?!! Nope!
Simon Whistler: The Worst Gun Ideas Ever.
Ian McCollum (Gun Jesus/Forgotten Weapons): Look what I found!
Lmfao gun jesus would just cry at the inaccuracy. Hahaha
The homie right there
Never imagined I would see a comment about Ian over here. 👍👍👍
Been thinking about that the whole time!
It's a shame that dan doesn't know about the Turret gun. That gun actually deserves to be on this list, not pepper boxes.
ruclips.net/video/8kbzqWdD7LE/видео.html
At least when a pepper box chain fires all half the bullets are not pointed at you.
Also the Zip 22. There is almost nothing redeeming about that POS.
Simon: Hey there Danny, I'm gonna hire you to write some scripts for me
Danny: look at me, look at me
I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
“No one wants four bullets in their body.”
DON'T KINKSHAME ME.
My kink is putting four bullets into someone. Sup?
Simon: ratta-tat-tat? I don’t think Danny knows what a gun sounds like. *2mins later * P-CHOO P-CHOO P-CHOO!
When RUclips started showing me Business Blaze, I first didn't feel like watching anything that seemed so professional and boring.
😂😂😂😂
Now I can't handle any channel that fails to reach the pinnacle of professionalism that Business Blaze has shown me.
I'm extremely professional.
Actually, in the US military, at least, we have something called "tactical reload". If you know you're getting low on your mag, you take the opportunity to go ahead and swap when you get a chance. Dump the partially loaded magazine into your pouch, if you can. If not in a cargo pocket. Then, when you get time, combine the rounds into a single magazine
given how essential that is in every shooter game, it doesn't surprise me that's a real tactic that's quite important or at least helpful
I take it that the tactical part of the name refers to the limited usage of the maneuver: Probably most applicable when you just came out of a firefight and know you are going right back into another one.
@@RHCole That's exactly when it applies.
Things Simon likes:
Coffee
Cocaine
Guns
Talking to his space heater
Anyone else think that Simon might be on a "watch list" somewhere?
Don't forget the conversations with Alexa
@@SunshineKerkenes u mean Siri??
I heard somewhere he also likes to blaze 😏
I'm on many watch lists. Fortunately no one flys anywhere any more.
They probably have his phone and office bugged too. At least they didn’t free Danny while planting the bugs. Hopefully he’s not a spy for the Czech equivalent of the CIA
"Flintlock pepperbox"
"All revolvers are pepperboxes"
Does Danny know what a gun is?
No.
He's British...
Although there were very early flintlock versions of pepperbox pistols (a multiple-barrel repeating firearm that has three or more barrels which revolve around a central axis), most pepperboxes made were percussion because those examples became popular in the early 1800s and advanced manufacturing techniques mass-produced examples of these, such as the popular Allen & Thurber in America, the Engholm in Sweden, and the Budding in England. The pepperbox evolved into the revolver that has a round cylinder that holds the percussion caps, powder and bullets (later holding metallic cartridges) that rotates and lines up to a single barrel instead of a 6-barrel rotating firearm that resembles a miniature Gatling Gun.
Assault pepperboxes
I lost the game.
Also, I served in the US Army. While we don't really count rounds fired, we do keep a general idea of how long it takes to go through a magazine (a clip is worn in your hair). Also, most firearms capable of fully automatic fire, are still fired primarily in semi-auto. We never yell "RELOADING," choosing instead to notify your team via comms that we are "Black on ammo."
“Ah the Past... it was the worst”: my new fav Simon quote. 🤣🤣
We haven't even got beyond the present yet.
That would be a great title for a history book
"Guns don't belong at home." *pats gun safe* your okay calm down he just doesn't understand you like i do.
Its 'his okay'?
You're. I just had to. You're probably a native speaker, so this hurts me so much more.
I think Europeans, who live fairly close together, don't understand that there are not only wide stretches of the US where you are out on your own on the ranch or farm, as well as smaller towns with limited police protection. You are your first line of defense.
@@tomaszzalewski8135 I was going to say grammar nazi but with a last name like zalewski I'm confused.
@@calendarpage yup, when seconds count, the police are minutes away. Especially if they're defunded. Or if BLM/AntiFa are barricading your street and burning everything down. Again.
"Chill out Hitler" - Simon Whistler, 2020.
If only Simon could have told him that sooner
Simon: I've been slapping the script so much, people have been complaining in the comments.
Script: Read me like a scripture. Smash me like a dislike button.
You goddamn genius. 😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂
*chef's kiss*
also script: slap me, make me write bad cheques
If anyone wants more info on any of the guns mentioned, look up forgotten weapons. Ian has videos on all of them.
All praise gun Jesus.
No one is here for information about these guns.
Amen to gun jesus
@@maxandmols9526 not really true... But I bet it sounded good in your head..
@@maxandmols9526 this video could make someone curious though. Just trying to be helpful.
Simon: I get guns, but you know, lets keep them at gun ranges and not at home...
Me: looks down at my Glock sitting on the coffee table in front of me...
ohhhh shit
When are we gonna get Simon-Con? The convention where we can go to booths populated by your alter-egos from your different channels?
He went live & took calls a couple times. I wonder what happened to that? It was pretty awesome actually!
I hope once everything returns to a form of normal we get Business Blaze episodes live at comedy clubs or wherever.
I'd go talk to ETA about 5G towers
Once again Simon you've made my day by putting a business blaze video out. No matter how dark my life gets this channel always puts a light in my soul.
If it would of gone into large scale airdrops the liberator pistol would have also been a psychological weapon, imagine being an occupying german force that starts finding little handguns that fell from the sky. Now you have to worry about the fact the next person you meet might have one in there pocket.
"Do Simon's America jokes offend you?"
Me: "Nope. He's right."
"But *you're* American and you don't own *any* guns."
Me: "I know. He's still right though."
the only person i ever lived with who owned guns in my life was my Filipino ex-bf and his family. Aside from that I've never really had guns under the same roof as me. Even a bb gun later on was with a Mexican family (not even Mexican American, from Mexico...) that I rented a room from. My ex was savagely violent, too, and not afraid to threaten me with the gun. | : Which made me a bit scared to leave... cause a high % of people who try to leave those situations wind up being flat out murdered, but I was able to safely leave. :D yay.
@@Memento_Mori_Morals That turned dark quickly.
@@Memento_Mori_Morals that escalated frighteningly quick! Glad you were able to get out safely.
@@jasonagodfrey it's just I find it ironic that people always make a big deal about Americans and guns lol, but I'm safe now. I don't trust people who like guns now, and I feel slightly bigot-y cause of lol.
@@williamshepherd2836 I'm glad I'm safe, too. But I just find it ironic that the biggest gun users I've known werent Americans. The Mexican family I lived with were also a military family, too. I never saw them, but they had guns locked up somewhere privately, too. I never grew up around weapons or hunting etc...
I was just complaining to myself about how I can't listen to Ya Boi, with the Blaze. Yay Friday is now complete
Same haha
Simon whistler, a great suggestion for a western is unforgiven, directed by, and starring Clint Eastwood. One of my favorites and won a couple academy awards in 1992 the year of it's release, a perfect example of the old west, hauntingly beautiful, and the writing is top notch, a must watch for anyone claiming to be a legend.
To quote a man wiser than me: "God made man, Samuel Colt made them equal"
@yeoldebiggetee Only, if you replace _"each"_ in a phrase *"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"* with _"one, good with a six shooter"._
Yeeeeah, but then the Kalashnikov showed up and buried them all...
@yeoldebiggetee a gun maker
Sorry Simon...Mythbusters has proven that you CAN shoot a bullet around a corner...lethally.
@yeoldebiggetee lol underrated comment.
"TAHK-OH"
Source: Am Texan, have gun, eat tacos
"No one wants 4 bullets inside them."
The intruder breaking into my house: "Well that's a fucking lie."
Simon to a sexy lady: "Are you a dislike button? Cuz I want to smash you!"
🤩
“We spent half the script talking about how great communism is” *we*. Danny and Simon are the same person confirmed
No they are just communist. All ideas are OURS🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah Danny is actually Simons other personality
the communist we
Dennis Kennedy Jr. other way around; Simon is Danny’s alterego
Yeah, communism is so great. Nobody ever died because of communists or communism.
There are two parts in this vlog where i found myself laughing uncontrollably.
First when Simon ranted about how to say taco. Second when he referred to Back To The Future 3 as a western....
Simon, You are a Legend!
Simon: Wauw this gun got a sword in the end!
Me: Give me a gun, duct tape and a knife.
Simon: Just give me a knife and a gun and some duct tape.
Me: I should really watch these videos ahead.
Or a bayonet will work
@@WanderingWriter that whole exchange was discussing the invention of the bayonet.
You are the Simon of commenters - just like he doesn't read before cutting in...
😂
"sitting in a room with four automatic shotguns right now"
Come on now Simon, just because I'm American doesn't mean I constantly Wade through a knee deep pile of guns. There are no guns around me right now.
... Also I watch business blaze in the computer room, not the armory.
If you never cleaned a room and found that rooms designated gun, you either have kids or really trust the police response time.
@@codyblea3638 Or I think that the chance that I kill myself with a spoon is higher then someone breaking into my flat.
@@codyblea3638 Is the idea that if you have kids, they have stolen all your rooms' guns already?
@@clancyjames585 if you have kids you change your weapon placements and lock the hidden ones.
I mean, I watch it in my video armory, or occasionally in my breakfast armory if I'm feeling really crazy, but to each their own
7:50 - Chapter 1 - Pepper box revolver
12:15 - Chapter 2 - Liberator
18:15 - Chapter 3 - Apache revolver
22:20 - Chapter 4 - Colibri
24:30 - Chapter 5 - Krumloaf
"Ninja in Crocodile Dundee" not even close 🤣
It was from Indiana Jones, and I think the guy was an Arabic swordsman.
Indiana Jones school of swordsmanship, best school of swordsmanship.
From Simon's perspective they're the same movie 🤷♀️
Simon: "I don't know the ingredients for gunpowder", right after he read the three ingredients.
Sam may not have edited in the order that Simon said it
The secret ingredient is love
Intheshadowz, hahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
@@brett4264 right? We all know the secret ingredient is COMMIE BLOOD!!!!
Its the amounts that make the boom
Alright, let's go over it again. Translating from American to British is;
Cookies - biscuits
President - queen
Chips - crisps
Taco - tackoh
Flashlight - torch
Gun - firearm
What? - wot?
Congratulations now you can speak British
Woman: Hi excuse me, do you speak English?
Man: Me? No. No, I absolutely do not.
Big Train!
We may have different ideas on how to pronounce words like “taco” but it’s comforting to know that getting dragged to museums by your parents is a universal experience.
I always thought it's the other way around.
I thought parents never had the time of day to visit all the cool museums, and schools had a really shitty taste in them.
Nice to see you in the comments, Kelly!
How do you americans say taco then? like "tay-co"?? I thought you said "tack-oh" like us..?
@@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 some say it like tacko, but I believe a lot of us say it more like tocko or tawko
We say “tah-co” I have no idea why, that’s just how we say it.
16:37
Not a 50cal, but a 45cal bullet is a twentieth of an inch smaller in diameter.
Side note: just like the 45cal and it's 44mag counterpart, the 50 cal also comes in a magnum.
Magnum means twice the gunpowder.
Simon, next time you're at a range, ask if they have a Smith & Wesson 500 magnum
"Bargain bucket gun" is the most American thing ever.
No, the bank in Texas that gave away guns for getting savings accounts was the most American thing ever 🤣
@@barneymiller7894 I suddenly feel an urge to make a savings account...
Bargain bucket automatic nuclear napalm launcher would be more MERICAN
@@reload2893 nuclear napalm...
What... That would be... An incendiary paste thats radioactive??
Jeeze thats terrifying
@@reload2893 We built nukes we could fire out of howitzers 🤷♂️
that awkward moment when he says "not by the american standard of I've got 6 guns on me now"..... i look down at the 4 I'm cleaning.. >.< merica lol
The number of people cleaning guns while watching this video is concerning.
I'm not cleaning guns!
I am reloading 45 ammo for my cowboy revolver though. Hmm...
@@brainblaze6526 likes his guns dirty. Really, they are better off if you clean them every now and then.
@@harrkev Especially if you're a black powder shooter.. gonna need to break out the 'ol .54 Hawken soon.. make noise and smoke while lobbing a 430gr conical down range.. after a few rounds, the shoulder starts to get sore from the brass butt plate, but it's a freakin hoot!
In fairness to the krummlauf, it actually did see practical use as a close defense weapon for tanks. When a bunch of Russians are climbing all over your Panzer, it's a really handy thing to be able to just pop open the hatch and shoot a bendy shotgun in every direction without poking your head out. In this context, the short service life is basically a non-factor because it's being used as an emergency contingency tool rather than any sort of main weapon.
When is "Fun facts about Communism" coming?
Fun fact #1- government make decision for you
Fun fact #2 Snitches get riches
@@mirthenary literally neither is an accurate criticism of communism and one isn't a very good criticism or the Soviet Union either.
Communism is a stateless, classless society where the workers own the means of production and private property (not personal property, which is different) is abolished. With your basic needs catered to by the collective masses, you can afford to live a life pursuing your own interests.
The Soviet Union was a Marxist-Leninist state. They rejected many of the ideas of Marxist communism to replace them with Lenin's more revolutionary and authoritarian definition of communism.
@@medes5597 So the former is basically run on fairy tale magic and the latter was run by humans, as shitty as any humans could be.
If you watch enough of these videos you realize that Simon and his writers was love communism and hate freedom...
Simon: Danny doesn't know how a gun sounds like
Also Simon: pew pew pew
Seems legit to me.
Those there are space guns.
As an American, this makes me unbelievable happy.
Is it weird that I want "Chill out Hitler" on a shirt now?
Oh. My. GAWD. SIMON MAKE IT HAPPEN
You have Danny locked in your basement. He's never seen the sun. Can't imagine he's seen a gun.
How do you think I keep him down there?
@@brainblaze6526 with a lion's whip of course.
WHOOO PAH
Pretty much any modern firearm, except a revolver, locks back the bolt or slide after you fire your last round. That's how you know your out, you don't get to pull the trigger and hear a click, click, click like in the movies.
Guys, i think Simon has subliminally been trying to get us to purchase his merch, if you listen closely you can actually hear him say it.
If you are just going to make up crazy outlandish stuff like that I don't think you should be able to post comments. Now if you will excuse me I'm off to purch the merch for some unknown reason.
PURCH THE MERCH
Oh, Simon, if you want to watch a western, I recommend "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"; it's in color, and it's actually very entertaining and funny. I like the music, too. I think it's Clint Eastwood's best western.
Him playing the dead sheriff in High Plains Drifter was his best.
Screw Clint Eastwood I'm friends with his daughter but I cant stand his movies tombstone now that's a good movie val Kilmer straight kills it
"The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" is an awesome movie.
@@jakeweazy what does knowing his daughter have to do with anything...other than name dropping for points?
Sort of like bragging about ancestry rather than getting off the couch and doing something yourself.
You have full-auto as an option. That doesn’t mean that you should use full-auto all the time.
We’re not Russians; we have to be thinking about our rounds potentially hitting civilians.
So we shoot in semi-auto the majority of the time and we try really hard to get a one shot, one kill ratio.
I really want to see Simon read classic stories reimagined by Danny. Also Simon reading and reacting and speculating on true crime and unsolved mysteries.
IMAGINE IF HE DID A SERIES MAKING FUN OF GRIMM'S FAIRYTALES
@@mothiest-man Rocky and Bullwinkle already did that a long time ago. Fractured Fairytales. LOL
I feel like "That was off topic" could define all of Business Blaze
Need a shirt with this quote as well.
weird hearing a british guy talk about guns as an American im just over here like " well i shot like one of these and seen a couple of the others and heard of these"
"But I cant say it because I don't want to be sued"
Allegedly
Can we just get an hour long video of Simon, Sam, Danny and ETA getting drunk... or boxing each other
SIMON I SECOND THIS MOTION Y'ALL GET DRUNK
I would think they would get drunk THEN box each other.
I liked this comment just because I really want to see Simon box ETA... and lose...
Or a live blaze!
"WTF Danny guns don't go RAT-AT-TAT-TAT" 2 minutes later "pew pew" LOL
My Grandfather had one of the Liberator Pistols in a footlocker, he told us kids, (1970's) that while he was fighting across France, the pistol was surrendered by a French citizen when they liberated some french village..
I remember it being wrapped in an oil soaked cloth but he was kinda proud of that gun.
He also had a Luger, and several other weapons taken in combat, but he would actually tell us he was most proud of that POS Liberator because he didn't have to kill anyone or search a dead body to acquire it.
And now that Liberator is worth big bucks.
Yes. $3-$4k
Simon makes fun of Danny, for amusing gun sounds...
Later, simulates a six-shooter with "pi-choo" sounds.
Irony: winning
"Its not a good idea to let people make guns on 3d printers" - I'd bet that over 90% of police & over 80% of military (in any country that allows them to be armed) couldn't properly set up a 3D printer, much less configure settings & print a functioning firearm.
"So you're saying the 3D2A community has a better understanding of firearms than law enforcement & military?"
Y E S... 🐍
22:15 You're thinking of Raiders of the Lost Ark. And it was an improvised scene. The guy draws a sword on Indy and does a large flourish, Indy was supposed to take a his whip and disarm him. But Harrison Ford, and most of the crew were suffering of dysentery and the scene was difficult to shoot. So Ford suggested, "I'm wearing a holster, why don' I just shoot him?"
And now we have one of the most iconic "behind the scenes" stories.
The 'Pyramid Scheme' shirt legit made me laugh while depressed. Thanks for that.
Gotta love it when that happens ! 😆Cheer up man our boi with the BLAZE got your back 😉
21:34 honestly the scarier part about having a gun in your waistband isn't even shooting your dick off, it's the fact that you have something called the femoral artery where if you sever it, it's equivalent to having both arteries in your neck cut, since your femoral artery is about as thick as an average thumb and you'll bleed out in something like 30 seconds. Yeah, blowing your cock off is terrifying, but reconstructive surgery is a possibility and you can live without a dick in the worst case scenario. Now shooting through your femoral is going to more then likely kill you unless you got shot in the operating room of a hospital and the doctors are already scrubbed up and ready to go.
"Guns don't belong at home"
*LAUGHS IN AMERICAN*
In Switzerland, it's illegal to not have a gun in the home...
@@MastinoNapoletano420 and in Switzerland, everyone has to go through extensive training, too.
Sitting next to a chopped down, modded out Russian Mosin-Nagant. In my garage.
The gun was made during the second World War, to desperately arm Soviet citizens turned soldiers. Now it sits waiting for the range trip, or for deer season.
Thumbs down'd unsubscribed and closing video after that cockup, he has a daughter, he should have a gun at home.
@@QBCPerdition I totally agree with that, the point of the matter is, it's illegal in Switzerland to not have a gun in the home.
Between Danny’s diet and his inability to deal with things like physics and reality, I starting to think that chaining him to the radiator may be for his own safety... an act of kindness. Aww... Simon loves Danny and takes care of him like a property safe script slave. 🥰
It's for his own good, and he seems quite happy... I mean, it's hard to tell but he doesn't cry much anymore.
Hey Simon I've got an idea for a Business Blaze: Virgin Cola...yes that was a thing! It's like one of Richard Branson's biggest blunders!
The Kalibri was never intended to be practical. It was made by a watchmaker who was just showing off.
It made a good episode of Forgotten Weapons though
22:12
Ah, yes, my favourite film: Crocodile Dundee and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
That's not a kniofe. This is a kniofe!
Uh, that's actually a whip
I know it was a bit later, but maybe, Big Trouble In Little China? I know that a Chinese ninja is not too likely, but still geographically closer than the middle east.
@@scoott5780 What are you on about? I'm almost 100% certain he is referring to Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indy shoots the Arab swordsman showing off; I doubt he meant that it was certainly a ninja onscreen (and the Arab swordsman is clad in all black).
@@peculiarpangolin4638 yep must have imagined it or been on drugs or something, after a decade or so things can get a little hazy. On the other hand, I learnt something. That scene from raiders was a cut and paste from the movie "Seven" from 1979, although this in no way validates my shoddy memory.
“So called because it looked like an interactive pepper dispenser”
Missed opportunity to flash a pic of the bluetooth salt shaker!
“I mean, small pp”- Simon Blazemaster Whistler 2020
Hands down the funniest thing Simon has ever said on business false. Am I immature? No.. I just prefer my humor to be of the child variety🤷🏻♂️
Simon is a 19 year old confirmed?
@@cradleofgoth might be 9, might be 19. either way its confirmed
The American standard of "I've got 6 guns on me right now!" Hit a bit too close to home.
I never carry 6 guns...2 maybe and a knife..6 guns weigh to much..rather have magazines and/or speed loaders and 600 rounds of ammunition (in case of the zombie apocalypse ya know).
I went to an 8 day national jamboree, during which the sole majority of what I did, and the main reason I went there, was shoot a variety of guns. 22, 38, .223, .308, 12 gauge, 10 gauge, M14, you name it I most likely shot it. America land of the guns.
Usually a modern self-loading firearm would lock open after emptying its magazine. Rifles based on the AR-15 ergonomic (in addition to its variants, this includes the likes of the FN SCAR, etc.) can be reloaded by a well-trained operator within a second or so. The magazine catch is within easy reach of your index finger and drops the magazine free. In the mean time your other hand retrieves a fresh magazine and slips it up the mag well. The bolt catch is on the side of the weapon, above the magazine well, and is easily actuated by slapping the side of the rifle. Some rifles are modified with a lever so the bolt catch is also accessible by the trigger finger, though I think that's not entirely practical for battlefield use where it can be unintentionally actuated (adrenaline!) while dropping a mag.
Similarly, pistols based (loosely) on the 1911 ergonomic (literally every self-loading service pistol since probably the '50s. Yes, even H&K. You have to pull it down instead of pushing in, but it's still by your thumb!) are also very quick to reload. The spent magazine is released by the thumb using a conveniently-placed magazine catch while the other hand retrieves a fresh one. The slide is then dropped using the same thumb by pulling down the slide catch, though in some cases (Beretta M9 comes to mind) the shock of slamming the magazine into the pistol is enough to release the slide forwards. Some pistol users (the Glork club makes a notable appearance here) prefer to pull back on the slide as if regularly cocking the weapon. This works fine on most pistols as they have a small spring keeping the slide catch down, however any true-to-form 1911 variant will have a detent pin instead and still requires manual actuation (at this point you might as well just drop the slide without pulling it back).
It should be noted that for reliable operation the mechanism must be freely released from its locked position and allowed to return under spring pressure. Failure to do so (i.e. feeding the bolt/slide back in slowly) tends to result in any number of feeding-related malfunctions, such as failure to go into battery, failure to strip a round from the mag, just flat out failure to feed, etc. That spring is selected specifically so that it stores enough energy to drive the mechanism into battery, but not enough to damage the firearm in regular operation.
It should also be noted that the mechanism must not under any circumstances be allowed to slam shut as above *without a loaded magazine present* as the impact energy is sufficient to cause galling in the metal. Some (older) weapons are also very sensitive to dry firing as they have particularly brittle firing pins. Those weapons are safe to be dry fired with a dummy cartridge (designed to mimic a primer, also called "snap cap") in the chamber.
I'm kind of offended that you didn't use a "Gift of Cocaine" joke on that gunpowder reveal build up.
#SMASHThatDislikeButton
"I'm Out" is used only when you are out of magazines and cant reload. USCG ret.
And who needs to "count" ammo, when you've got tracers every X rounds in your mag. ex-Pact Nation conscript :D
Isn't it short for Im F*cked?
"Winchester" when you're out.
Had to say, I absolutely love these videos. Simons like the cool nerdy funny guy that you always enjoy hanging out with. Loads of laughs. And you may actually get to learn something by accident. As a side note. Im American and laugh at all the American Jokes.
Keep up the great work!
It’s the same with gasoline, they were processing oil and had this useless explod’e stuff leftover and didn’t know what to do with it, so a German said I know let’s build a car and the world said “what”, what the hell is a car. The rest is Business Blaze history. Tell them Danny.
I think he tried coal dust first
Write the goddamn script, Danny!
“Keep your guns at the range and not at home” Simon. How very British of you.
he must not like FREEDUMB and the mass shootings that come from the dumb bit
Lol. Yep no crime or violence in the good ole uk. Nope none at all.
www.news.com.au/world/reading-stabbing-three-people-dead-after-attack-in-british-city/news-story/7c5c3d26a506fcd6a7dcaf14b41d6c7f
www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/06/26/refugee-hostel-three-dead-police-officer-injured-suspect-shot/
www.bbc.com/news/10216179
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/london-bridge-killers-fake-suicide-belts-revealed-as-police-say-they-may-have-wanted-to-take-a3562156.html
Take away the guns and that means evil people just evaporate!! It’s working soooooooooo well alll around the world. Especially in the uk. I guess the bad guys in those articles didn’t receive the memo that killing people is against the law. If someone would just told them that, then none of those innocent people would have been injured or died. If someone would just make all sharp and pointy things illegal and all big rental trucks illegal then none of those people would have lost their lives........ooooooor we can give free people the ability to protect their lives and the lives of loved ones and stop treating good humans like criminals just because they want to use the best tools available to keep a POS coward from stealing their life.
@@cypresscustoms so, some crazies killed a few people with a knife? Guess how many more he could kill with a gun.
What about the dude who mowed down I think 100 people with a truck in Nice, France? Sure glad he didn't have a gun.
Matthew Zhang, and one good guy with gun could have stopped that useless waste of oxygen in his tracks. When good guys and gals are armed the world is a safer place. Period. I will never understand why anyone would want to entrust their personal safety into someone else’s hand. Especially anyone one who identifies as left leaning. Lefties always hate authorities yet they will gladly give up their ability to protect themselves to the same people they say are oppressing them. It makes no sense.
The “dude does karate and gets shot” scene is from Raiders of the Lost Ark. There was an intricate fight scene written, but Harrison Ford got food poisoning the night before and felt like shit that day and suggested that Indiana just shoot the guy after he does his moves. Ended up being one of the most well known scenes of the 20th century. Even by people who can’t name the movie (Simon).
That could all be made up but I’ve read it several times from different sources, but it’s more of an Indiana move to shoot the dude anyway, so it could have been written that. Either way good story.
Am I the only one who now wants a shirt that says "chill out, Hitler"?
nope
Gotta be “hitler chill out” with that bearded lady saying it
@@sciencenate and on the back "WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?"
Only if I can have it say "Chill out Xi'tler"